Apparently there are two sure fire ways -- or at least these are the only two the Regular Guy has been able to discover in the past 11 months I've been doing this blog.
First, you can post pictures of Kathy Ireland in a bathing suit.
It worked before, it will work again.
Second, as I discovered today, you can get hoaxed by the dudes at ar15.com. You got me, guys. And thanks for stopping by.