It's hard to do justice to just how lame the birthdays today are. The only one of even marginal interest to me -- and none to most other people -- is Mike Mills, the bassist for R.E.M. It's hard to believe he's 52, a year older than I am; I'll bet it's hard for him to believe too.
So, having nothing interesting to say, I'll just let R.E.M. hit it: