While Rome is burning, as detailed below, it actually makes sense to do some fiddling, if you're just a Regular Guy. So, on the list of things that continue to be worth living for (the #1 of which is the Regular Wife... Happy Anniversary, sweetheart!), there's always Packers training camp, where kids from Green Bay vie for the honor of having a Packer player ride their bike to the field:
What a neat tradition! There's no other professional sports team like the small-town Packers.