The 68-year-old UNC-Chapel Hill physics professor arrested in Argentina early this year after being caught with more than 4 pounds of cocaine hidden in a suitcase has been convicted by an Argentine court.Occam's razor suggests the easiest possible explanation.
Paul Frampton, the Oxford-educated Louis D. Rubin Jr. Distinguished Professor of Physics and Astronomy, told investigators he was duped into unknowingly carrying the drugs after being lured first to Bolivia with a promise of meeting a famous bikini model.
68 year-old man who has spent a lifetime as a nerd has opportunity to make whoopie with South American bikini model, if only he will agree to transport cocaine.
68 year-old man thinks with pecker rather than with brain.
68 year-old man goes to prison.
UPDATE: Ace has a picture of the siren.